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Porn To The Rescue

CATEGORY: Economic Downturn, Demand, Adult Industry

DIVISION: Modern Evil

COMMENT: When times are tight, we turn the to the time-honored and trusted stand-bys that never fail us - Porn! And thank God for the Adult Industry. Because who else is willing to pay $5000 for a day in your 4-bedroom Burbank home with an 8-person hot tub?

Porn Shoots Sought by Los Angeles Homeowners Hit by Slump

By Nadja Brandt and Daniel Taub

Jayshree Gupta reclined on an English-style sofa in her Beverly Hills penthouse as crews buzzed around taping protective paper over the hardwood floors and wheeling in crates of camera gear.

She was hosting a television-commercial shoot. It meant allowing dozens of strangers and 400-pound klieg lights into her home for a full day, and it was worth every minute, Gupta said.

“I am doing it because I need money to maintain my lifestyle,” she said, perched near a portrait of herself painted by her friend Barbara Carrera, the Bond girl in 1983’s “Never Say Never Again.” “A lot of my money is either gone or tied up. Right now I am hurting.”

Gupta, a clothing and jewelry designer, is among an increasing number of recession-pinched Los Angeles homeowners turning to Hollywood for help, offering their houses as sets for feature films, commercials and even adult movies.

“We are getting a lot of calls,” said Joseph Darrell, whose Los Angeles-based Joe Darrell Location Service represents Gupta. “They say, ‘Can you help me to bring a production to my home, because I have trouble making my payments.’”

The daily fee paid for the sort of work done at Gupta’s 3,000-square-foot condo in the city’s signature 90210 ZIP code is usually $2,000 to $3,000, Darrell said. That would cover about half of her monthly household bills, including maid service.

“I am praying, praying, for more productions to come in,” Gupta said. “I thought it was a brilliant idea to help myself.”

She declined to say how much she was paid, and wouldn’t give her age. “Not in this town,” Gupta said with a chuckle.

At Los Angeles-based Plan A Locations, more than a dozen calls are coming in each week, up from about two a week a year ago, said owner Marylin Bitner.

“We’re getting all sorts of houses,” Bitner said. “From small homes where owners are hoping production money will save their house to very large mansions where owners hope to avoid having to dig into their savings or having to sell stocks.”

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Virgin-For-Sale Business Opportunities

CATEGORY: Virginity, Auction, Opportunity

DIVISION: Modern Evil

EDITORIAL: We're not surprised that a woman is auctioning off her virginity. And, no, we're not surprised that current bids are in the millions. What we are surprised at is the elephant in the room on this one - that there is an obvious demand for an online virgin auction.

The Modern Evil Company proudly announces its new recession-proof online venture: DeFlowerBay - the eBay for Virginity.

Student Auctions Off Virginity For Offers Of More Than £2.5 Million

The Telegraph

Natalie Dylan, 22, claims her offer of a one-night stand has persuaded 10,000 men to bid for sex with her.

Last September, when her auction came to light, she had received bids up to £162,000 ($243,000) but since then interest in her has rocketed.

The student who has a degree in Women's Studies insisted she was not demeaning herself.

Miss Dylan, from San Diego, California, USA, said she was persuaded to offer herself to the highest bidder after her sister Avia, 23, paid for her own degree after working as a prostitute for three weeks.

She said she had had a lot of attention from a wide range of men, including "weirdos", "those who get really graphically sexual about what they want to do to me" and "lots of polite requests from rich businessmen".

Miss Dylan said she did not think it was particularly significant to be willing to sell your virginity and insisted that she was happy to undergo medical tests for any doubters.

She said: "I get some men who are obviously looking for a girlfriend but I try and make it clear that this is a one-night-only offer.

"I know that a lot of people will condemn me for this because it's so taboo but I really don't have a problem with that.

"My study is completely authentic in that I truly am auctioning my virginity but I am not being sold into this. I'm not being taken advantage of in any way.

"I think me and the person I do it with will both profit greatly from the deal."

She added: "It's shocking that men will pay so much for someone's virginity, which isn't even prized so highly anymore."


Human Meat Was In Fact Delicious

CATEGORY: Cross-Dressing, Refrigerator, Cannibal

DIVISION: Modern Evil

NOTE: Just because you like watching war movies and dressing up in women's clothing, it does not mean you are a cannibal. Eating human flesh is a taste acquired through practice and careful preparation. The better recipes are here and here.

China Girl Found Dead In Fridge

A man has been arrested after the body of a four-year-old girl was found in a refrigerator in his flat in Guangzhou, southern China, state media report.

The discovery was made after the man's neighbour - the girl's grandmother - spotted traces of blood outside his door, the Guangzhou Daily reported.

Liu Lingli went missing on Friday, prompting a police search.

The newspaper quoted another local resident as saying the man had once described human flesh as "delicious".

The man, who was identified by his nickname A He, is said to be a migrant worker who is thought to be mentally ill.

He was described as a recluse who sometimes wore women's clothing and enjoyed watching war films.

The newspaper quoted his neighbour as saying that on one occasion, while watching a film of people being killed in battle, A He commented that "human meat was in fact delicious".

Police and security officials did not immediately confirm the arrest.